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Certifried
02:39
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Your dealer calls you up
He's got some new shit
He gets you to his house
To take a few hits
So you roll it up and put it TO YOUR LIPS
Then before you know it
You're certifried ripped
CERTIFRIED RIPPED
It fills up your lungs
And builds in your chest
"Its number one man"
"Ya this shit's the best"
There's almost none left so you take 3 MORE HITS
Then on your last breaths
It's a certifried death
CERTIFRIED DEATH
The taste of the kush, turns your mind to mush
as you eat all the pizza then hide in a bush
from the bike you just ditched which you found on the road
on the way to the dep when you needed it most
We stay high
Yea we stay buzzin
And we don’t give a shit
About nothin
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Beer Bot
02:35
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A brilliant invention
Is what we all thought
It will bring us beers
Call it a beer bot
On good intentions
We started to build
With a thirst for beers
Perfectly chilled
All went according to the plan
Our creation a gift to all man
Til’ we found out it served itself first
The line's long we wanna drink
What do we do no time to think
Meanwhile it shared our damn thirst
Beer bot will drink your supply
There's no beer safe
Beer bot doesn't reply
You can't negotiate
Beer bot is one of us
Beer bot let's get fucked
A superior creature
Fueled by beer
With deadly features
And no fears
Turning on its master
It won’t feel defeat
A fabulous disaster
Of man vs machine
Fuck you beer bot now you're done
By drinking your fuel we have won
Alright boys lets revive the plan
But not right now cause I can’t stand
Beer bot will drink your supply
There's no beer safe
Beer bot doesn't reply
You can't negotiate
Beer bot is one of us
Beer bot let's get fucked
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Organ Donor
01:01
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The medics thought you died
That wasn’t the case
But when they saw your body
It couldn't go to waste
So they took you in
Cut you up with a knife
Taking your organs
While you’re clinching for life
They were mid procedure
When you woke up
And they realized
They fucked up
Organ donor or a loaner
Dead at first sight
Let's use up his insides
From the left to the right
Dead at first sight
Dead at first sight
Dead at first sight
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4. |
This Isn't Earth
03:05
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The work week was long
My patience is gone
Body and mind turned to rust
Abort all my plans
I don't wanna go
I'll stick to all that I know and I trust
Open the fridge to grab me a can
Find out I've got nothing left
But way in the back see one oozing its old
Fuck it I'm thirsty and its cold
Time to unwind, crack open the slime
Don't need to get hammed but I must
5 hours later, wake up trembling and naked
Wtf this isn't earth
THIS ISN’T EARTH
I must have traveled to another dimension
I'm feeling out of phase, have I ascended?
THIS ISN’T EARTH
I've lost my thirst, my prayers have been answered
But wait does this mean I won't be getting plastered?
I woke up I'm fucked up, this isn't my room
These aren't my pants, and are those my shrooms?
I woke up I'm fucked up, what happened last night?
I think I'm the same but something's not right!
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Chilling Spree
01:58
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This thirst is killing me, I can think I can see
And I have a clear view of this disgusting world
Been partying for days, been soaking up the rays
Probably have bills to pay, I think I'm gonna hurl
The fridge is bare, but the smell is in the air
I'm searching everywhere for one more beer
I think I left a stash, after I spent my cash
Guys we need to find it and we'll be in the clear
Prepare your liver
Serial chiller
Let's grab some beers
And chill for years
I was mistaken, the force has awakened
My body starts shakin' I can't fight the urge
This land is barren, in this heat im swearin'
My blood is at the boiling point of no return
We enter the sunlight, and similar to frost fright
We try to shed some light on the fact it's fucked
My balls are sweaty, I can't stand it, I'm fed up
Turn up the AC, turn down the suck
Prepare your liver
Serial chiller
Let's grab some beers
And chill for years
Dep in the distance, we get there and collapse
Always knew I'd be this proud to find a wall of Pabst
My wish is granted my brain is enchanted
But this story never ends cause the beers never last
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Hall of Meat
03:06
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Don't tie your laces let's land on our faces, we need to make it grody to the max
Hall of meaters ain't for cheaters, ain't no time for trick repeaters, we are the maniacs
They wanted blood (BLOOD!)
We'll give them blood (BLOOD!)
It's fun cause there's so many ways to fail
Straight up ollie off a staircase now my board is gone to deep space how unfortunate that I missed the rail
HALL OF MEAT
Did you just crack your skull?!
ON THE STREET
You must be suicidal!
One push two push the ground pushes back
Whipping down a hill at ultra speed, wheel gets stuck in a crack
Call that trick a boneless or call it impaled. Either way it's all the same this dude's coffin's nailed
You showed us gore (GORE!)
We want some more (MORE!)
Had to press replay 20 times on that bail
You don't need no briefcase, this is a skate place, so show me one more time, how you landed on that rail
HALL OF MEAT
Your body's in suspension
THAT WAS NEAT
You need medical attention
HALL OF MEAT
If you call yourself a thrasher
THRASH THE STREETS
You need to go faster!
SKATE! DESTROY!
80 ft drop in, my board takes flight
If you don't think I'll make it you're probably right
If shit gets too crazy you might say you're done
But we know you'll be staying cause it's too much fun
HALL OF MEAT
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Sewer Surfer
02:02
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You got a hot date, but you already screwed'er
All your friends are headed to the sewer
You wanna rip, but she'll be pissed
Fuck that shit and surf the piss
Watch your back when you ride
It's not safe in the sew-er
It's in the shadows cause it's a lurker
But it's cool cause you're
SEWER SURFER
Whippin through tunnels, don't want it to end
That went on for miles, let's do it again
No waiting in line to land all your tricks
Just having a blast surfin the Styx
Dodgin through waste and gettin some air
A smell that tastes, but we don't care
Avoid the beasts at all cost
Another bail, another loss
Watch your back when you ride
It's not safe in the sew-er
(Riding the waves of toxicity)
SEWER SURFER
SEWER SURFER
And don't forget your board, bitch
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8. |
Beer Police
01:10
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When you can't leave the bar on your own two feet
Who do you blame? The beer police!
They make you drink till your near deceased
Don't blame yourself, blame the police
Beer police beer police
Your birthday party's super lame
Beer police beer police
It's time for beer and drinking games
Beer police beer police
The law will make you drink your weight
Beer police beer police
Hungover is your only fate
Don't be scared they're here to help
By making sure you toast your health
No no don't put down your cup
You're barely hammered; FILL IT UP!
One more beer, one more beer...
Don't need your cards when they’re stopping your crew
Brew is the identification for you
A brutal brigade of beer drinking bullies
They never cut you off until your drunk or fully pissed yourself
Beer police beer police
Bottoms up or you'll get booked
Beer police beer police
Drinking to this dirty hook
Beer police beer police
Bout time they're on our drunken side
Beer police beer police
But make sure you don't drink and drive
CHUG!
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9. |
No Fly Zone
04:05
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I'm fuckin pissed I look around and all I see are flies
Taking turns on my veins then vanish to the skies
Trying to eat me while I'm still alive
Why won't you all just fucking die
I thought it'd be a good idea to take a bike ride
While the snow's gone, and I no longer need to hide
But it's a lose lose, I can't even fuckin breathe
They're on my neck they're on my hands they're on my fuckin teeth!
Even if there was a way
Trust we'd never stop
Drinking your blood
Till the last drop
You can try to fight us all
It'll never be over
We'll catch you when you're getting drunk
Cause we hate being sober
Buzzin' around my head
Can't wait till your dead
Buzzin' around my head
Noises that I dread
I try to cut the grass I got them on me head to toe
I lift the mower in the air and start to fuckin mow
It doesn't work cause these guys are pretty fast right
I've had enough, no fuckin more it's time to let it light
A can of bug spray and a lighter, gonna make a bomb
I will slay till you're all gone
Call me mcguyver, whatever it takes
There is no survivor, I make no mistake
Even if there was a way
Trust we'd never stop
Drinking your blood
Till the last drop
You can try to fight us all
But it'll never be over
We'll catch you when you're getting drunk
Cause we hate being sober
Get outta my
Get outta my
Get outta my
Chemical Way
You gonna bite?
Well you gonna die
You're gonna die the
Chemical Way
Buzzin' around my head
Can't wait till your dead
Buzzin' around my head
Noises that I dread
Buzzin' around my head x8
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10. |
24s and Whores
03:22
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Give me that 24
Right fuckin now
Just like every night we're meeting by the store
Cause when I wake up I get the thirst for more
A saturating flavor a drunken blurry mess
If I had enough money I'd drink myself to death
I start to feel the poison
It's creeping up on me
As her lips moisten
It's growing to my knee
A satisfying feeling, a lady of the night
If I had enough money I'd take another ride
There's no stopping me I want more
I'm addicted to 24s and whores
It makes my world go round
When her panties hit the ground
Say your hot shit and your new in this town
There's no stopping me I want more
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11. |
Judd Dredd
03:49
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Judd Dredd / back from the dead
Pissed off and here to cleanse the land
Many would kill for his superior skill
Which he mastered with a single hand
A true believer / the riffing creature
One string to rule them all
A beat repeater / he's the besieger
Watch any opposition fall
DON'T - Disobey the law
DON'T - If you do you'll fall
DOWN - Into the pit
DEAD – You’re finished kid
Don't fuck with the Judd, Judd Dredd
There's no way of out his juddicial review
He'll decimate you / if you refrain
One mission / the repetition
Until your neck cringes from pain
Roaring vibrations / dreadful sensations
Heavy strums of impending doom
The sound of thunder / is pounding louder
He's coming for you / the punishments due
Don't fuck with the Judd, Judd Dredd
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12. |
Frost Fright
01:44
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I hate fucking snow
I hate fucking cold
I hate fucking flu
I hate fucking snow
Oh god I hate that snow
It makes me want to rip my skin
Put me in hibernation let me sleep, can’t stand that fucking wind
My balls are freezing, every time I take my car
Please burn that shit away I've had enough
Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you!!!
I hate fucking snow
I hate fucking cold
I hate fucking flu
I hate fucking snow
Don't need to light the way for Santa's sleigh
So why's my goddamn nose so red this stupid winter day?
The songs are wrong, this really ain't a dream
A fuckin nightmare's what it is they closed the dairy queen
Snowboarding, hockey, and snowball fights
I guess I could do these if I had a life
But I don't...and it’s cold, where the hell is the sun?
The plow passed again damn shit fuck it I'm done
I hate fucking snow
I hate fucking cold
I hate fucking flu
I hate fucking snow
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